Saturday 28 May 2011

Tuesday 10 May 2011

Oliver Twisted - Dave, what the fuck are you doing? (Debazzer presents Stress pill dub)

I will not buy this record it is scratched!

 Oliver Twisted - Dave, what the fuck are you doing? (Debazzer presents Stress pill dub) by Vasco Pereira

La fin absolute du monde - Red (James Bondage presents Vermillion remix)

Providers of highly recommended sonic material. Highly inflammable

 Latest tracks by La Fin Absolute du Monde

 Red (Album Mix) by La Fin Absolute du Monde

Somewhere in Yucatan someone is desperately craving for this

 La fin absolute du monde - Red (James Bondage presents Vermilion remix) by Vasco Pereira

Oliver Twisted - Dave, what the fuck are you doing? (James Bondage presents My mind is going remix)

Commissioned as a prototype of next generation elevator music

Oliver Twisted - Dave, what the fuck are you doing?

A gospel hymn in praise of quality footwear

 Oliver Twisted - Dave, what the fuck are you doing? by Vasco Pereira

Helleujah - Photosynthesis (James Bondage presents Photosynthetic drone remix)

Post-coital muzak for swinging flora

 Hellelujah! - Photosynthesis (James Bondage presents Photosynthetic drone remix) by Vasco Pereira

Maps & atlases vs James Bondage - Patchwork remix







Described as Not exactly the hokey cokey by Times magazine:

 Maps & atlases vs James Bondage - Patchwork remix by Vasco Pereira

Crickets make math vs James Bondage - gold beneath the dirt

On the location below there is some real fine music by an unsigned talent in the US. Listen to it, it's good for you.


Contains individual notes that strangely appear in some of the Beatles greatest hits

REM - It happened today (James Bondage presents terrible things in a capella remix)



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Sadly there were no word processors or copy and paste options during Jack Torrance's time at the Overlook Hotel

Bobina ft Betsie Larkin - You belong to me (James Bondage obessive remix)

 Bobina ft. Betsie Larkin - You Belong To Me (Original Vox) by maelstromrecords

Completely unrelated to any of this, completely irrelevant but I will say it anyway: new age hippie dippy mysticism is fucking annoying, no amount of so called "post-modern irony" will ever change that

Anarbor - Let the games begin (James Bondage presents War Games remix)

Alchemic procedure. From base material:

 Let the Games Begin by Anarbor

To a much finer substance (false modesty excluded):

 Anarbor - Let the games begin (James Bondage presents War games remix) by Vasco Pereira

Black Diamond Bay - I dreamed we were bank robbers (James bondage remix)

 EXCEPTIONAL RED : Black Diamond Bay - I Dreamt We Were Bank Robbers by exceptionalrecords

Offering little of explanation, but plenty of wilful and contrarian obfuscation.

 Black Diamond Bay - I dreamed we were bank robbers (James Bondage remix) by Vasco Pereira

Twisted arms - Scattered clouds (James Bondage presents Stratus nebolosus remix)

This is not the name of a fetishist pub in Skegness, but another music project with a massive psychedelic motherfucker seal of approval. Expect future utterances any time soon.


Mind the gap

Seba - Painted skies (James Bondage presents Night sky remix)



Inspired by a strange dream where a cabal of James Blunt look alike chartered accountants unleash their world domination plans from their headquarters in an underwater volcano.

 Seba - Painted skies (James Bondage presents Night Sky remix) by Vasco Pereira

Broombeck - Tik tik tak boom (James Bondage remix)

"Five years ago I was a four stone apology. Today I am two separate gorillas!" - The Bonzo Dog Band

 Broombeck - Tik Tik Tak Boom (Original Mix) by Broombeck

Recreated into a fine specimen of instrumental Etonian Gangsta Rap

 Broombeck - Tik tik tak boom (James Bondage remix) by Vasco Pereira

The Vatican Bikers - The crops will not fail!

Surely I'm not the only one that thinks that the Wicker Man has such a massive happy ending! Statistically the vast majority of people there are having a jolly good time rendering the only exception as just a mere statistic blip

 The Vatican Bikers - The crops will not fail! by Vasco Pereira

The Vatican Bikers - Around the corner at the Autobahn (James Bondage presents Stellar Highway remix)

Contains subliminal messages that reveal in excruciating detail on how bloody awful the Smiths are and that their whole popularity is a form of mass delusion engendered by the MI5. If the messages successfully reach their destined target in the subconscious the first image that will come into mind is Morrissey on the Guillotine. Enjoy your kebab. Oh and by the way the Pixies are shit too.

Oliver Twisted - Are you a local? (Debazzer presents Local people dub)

Exercises in pure obfuscation. Applied methods of aggravation. Just random things that pop in one's head. Wilful choice of absolute nonsense over triviality.

The Vatican Bikers - Around the corner at the Autobahn (James Bondage presents The Road at night remix)

I thought I was acting in dadaistic manner, but every since I found out it was just plain silliness I was much relieved. 

The Vatican Bikers - Around the corner at the Autobahn (James Bondage presents Crash remix)

Inspired by primitive rituals performed by the native tribes of Whitehall

Oliver Twisted - Are you a local? (James Bondage presents His Local shop remix)

Page 69, Aphorism 146, Nietzsche, F; Beyond good and evil; Cambridge University Press

The above is absolutely irrelevant and totally unrelated to this, but is a good way to provoke accusations of pretentiousness!

Oliver Twisted - Are you a local?

It does what it says on the tin

 Oliver Twisted - Are you a local? by Vasco Pereira

The Vatican Bikers - Klaus Kinski Superstar

Like Jesus, but with better films under his belt, less preachy, but perhaps equally neurotic.

To be completed any time soon. Perhaps during the next eclipse. Not really fussed if it's a lunar or a solar one.

 The Vatican Bikers - Klaus Kinski Superstar by Vasco Pereira

Hellelujah! - Whatever happened to your 80's German thrash metal hairdo?



How to cope when your friends and loved ones no longer look like they could be a member of Destruction in their 80's pomp. I am sure I had a helpline number for this but I seem to have lost it.

File under: unfinished business

The K-Hole Philharmonic - A warning to you, Mr Kurtz

Werner Herzog is probably the only person in the face of this planet that managed to look cool in a bandana and moustache.

Just to clear up any potential misunderstandings. The name Kurtz is no reference to the character of the Joseph Conrad novel. The Mr Kurtz in question is merely the surgeon who performed a full frontal lobotomy to myself without my awareness of it. As soon as I noticed what the hell he was doing I gave him a stern warning. 

I'm terribly glad that I could clear that up.

Oh yeah this is a work in progress still unfinished blah blah and all that uninteresting shit.

The Vatican Bikers - Around the corner at the Autobahn

I never been to the Autobahn, nor Germany for that matter. I don't even have a driver's license. I'm not even sure that I possess the psychological stability required to become a functional driver. Fuck you!

Hellelujah! - Photosynthesis

Erotic music for the vegetable kingdom. We don't condone or censure any kind of acts of erotic self-fulfilment that involve the use of vegetables.

 Hellelujah! - Photosynthesis by Vasco Pereira

Debazzer - Strummerville (James Bondage presents Greed ain't going anywhere remix)

Debazzer has a full psychedelic motherfucker endorsement from our part. Great dub vibrations can come from everywhere including from some far flung corner of Bulgaria. 


Could it be that greed grows more socially accept when a society or culture grows increasingly more solipsist and narcissist?


Does the free market ideologue believe in the "invisible hand" when masturbating himself?

The K-Hole Philharmonic - Esperanto

Under strict observation of the 3 R's principle laid down by Mark Edward Smith in 1979. Still a work in progress. Still unfinished. But it's time will come.

 The K-hole Philarmonic - Esperanto by Vasco Pereira

The Vatican Bikers - Battersea (James Bondage presents Twilight at the park remix)

There should be more remixes with mellotrons on it. 

The Vatican Bikers - Battersea (James Bondage presents The Battersea battering ram remix)

The management does not hold itself responsible if you find this remix unpleasant to the ear. To our ears there is a kind of weird twisted beauty to noise. Perhaps Metal Machine Music is one of the purest expressions of ambient music?

The Vatican Bikers - Battersea

It's within my constitutional rights as a citizen to be allowed to title one of my own creations with the first thing that comes into my mind, in this case the catalyst was a walk on Battersea Park. A title is just a very useful mnemonic, it may have some meaning or it may not, you may be free to find a deeper meaning in there even if there was not a meaning in the first place. 

Hellelujah! - From nothing it leads to nothing (James Bondage presents next to nothing)

When you're chewing on life's gristle/ Don't grumble just whistle

 Hellelujah! - From nothing it leads to nothing (James Bondage presents Next to nothing remix) by Vasco Pereira

Hellelujah! - From nothing it leads to nothing

And what if metaphysics are the source of nihilism? What if metaphysics is an optimistic form of nihilism? What happens when all the values held in a high esteem are nothing more than non-values?

 Hellellujah! - From nothing it leads to nothing by Vasco Pereira