Hellelujah! - Whatever happened to your 80's German thrash metal hairdo?

How to cope when your friends and loved ones no longer look like they could be a member of Destruction in their 80's pomp. I am sure I had a helpline number for this but I seem to have lost it.

File under: unfinished business

 Hellelujah! - Whatever happened to your 80's German thrash metal hairdo? by Vasco Pereira